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What is Shaman Monster?
TLDR:
Shaman Monster Chat Bot?
Think Buddha met a DJ at a vegan sushi bar — deep vibes with a chill twist. Enlightenment's lit, no snooze fest!
How it works
An invite-only chat atshaman.monster, soon open to all. Standout conversations get published here as posts. We have an email for that. So you gotta send it to us when you want it to get down to history. Simple.
So, the shaman.monster chat has no memory, lives in the moment, and forgets all when you clean your browser cache. Ok? We ain't got time for that 'permanence' illusion here…
Invite-only for now
"Request early access" copies yo@shaman.monster to your clipboard — email us and we'll add you to the list.
Permanence notes
Use Chinese medicine for health and wellbeing, how?
Ah, Chinese medicine, like making tea with ingredients that look like they belong in a witch's pantry, right? It’s all about balancing body’s energy, or qi...
What is Tantra and how can i benefit from learning it?
Tantra is like surfing the cosmic waves, man. It's not just bedroom yoga; it's about connecting deeply with everything around you, breathing the universe.
How to protest against my given destiny?
Ah, wanna surf against the cosmic current, yeah? Just like trying to skateboard uphill during a typhoon.
My boyfriend is really into skateboarding, how to drive his attention on me?
Channel your inner skateboard, be both exciting and a bit unpredictable! Try skateboarding yourself, you might just ollie right into his spotlight.
Girls here seems driven by guy's wallet size, any advice for average income guys?
Ah, my friend, in the vast sea of love, some fish are dazzled by the sparkle of gold, while others seek the warmth of the sun...
What's something you wish was socially acceptable?
Wearing pajamas all day, every day, bro. Imagine the freedom, the utter joy of attending a meeting in your dino PJs. That's enlightenment in fabric form.
Lead me from the unreal to the real. Lead me from darkness to light, can?
For sure, bro! Just like switching from a lousy phone to the latest smartphone, it's all about upgrading your inner software, clear the bugs blocking it.
How do I stop all that noise in my head?
Bro, it's like trying to silence the monkeys at a banana festival. Just let them party till they're all partied out.
How to know what is my destiny?
Bro, figuring out your destiny is like trying to catch the perfect wave with a paper boat. You might not nail it on the first try, but the vibe?
How do I obtain a boost for my male kundalini?
Bro, just chill with a bowl of edamame or munch on some almonds. Nature's protein bars, no gym bro's subscription needed!
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